You know it gonna be a bad day when

You know it's gonna be a bad day when your salesman comes in with stories like these............ Your salesman comes in with this story .....I went up to the house and knock on the front door. It's opened by a little ten year-old boy who has a lighted cigar in one hand, a glass of whiskey in the other and a Penthouse magazine tucked under his arm.

Salesman: "Hello son. Is your mom or dad home?"

Little boy: "What the f*ck do you think?" The spoof :

Will you get a call back from the parents ?????>>>