Too Funny

Twil, in Oregon, any contract over $2,000 has to include 3 pages of consumer protection information, so the starting point is 4 pages.

Here's the latest report here in ground zero of the Viirt assault. It's here that he is planning on taking his company from one that generates leads for his brother to within a year be at 5,000 roofs ($35 to $50 million?) on his way to 50,000 roofs. So far the only evidence of this barrage I have seen are these little signs littering roadsides.

So everything you thought you knew about marketing is wrong. You don't need to mention your product or service, just get a weirdly spelled name.com and a cute blue squirrel with a hammer and wait for he millions to roll in. Maybe he doesn't mention roofing because he has his sites set on expanding to other trades with a hammer; carpentry, handyman, nut cracker........

The sign is appropriate as we are all a bit squirrelly to be doing this.