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Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2010

Number 10 Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8 Men have two emotions: hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich .

Number 7 Give a person a fish and you feed him for a day, Teach a person to use the Internet and he won't bother you for weeks.

Number 6 Some people are like a Slinky ... Not really good for anything, but you Still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

Number 5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals, dying of nothing.

Number 4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Number 3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200, and a substantial tax cut saves you $30?

Number 2 In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

And The Number 1 Thought For 2010 "Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers; What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow"

Make him a sandwich!!! That's funny

Copperman, that is even better!

:laugh: :laugh: :woohoo:

I like #6 :laugh:

:) :)